28 Nov

Me to Tim… “How’d you make out childproofing the cabinets?”

Tim… “I’d rather stick those things up my ass than install them on cabinets.  The Safety First assholes have a stranglehold on the industry, and they only sell these crappy things that come in a million pieces.”

Jess… “So you want me to buy more of the Safety First ones?

Tim… “I’ll kill you.  And then I’ll prop your corpse in front of the cabinets so Luke can’t get in it.”

So, clearly, we are still working on the whole childproofing thing.


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