Bwoken

27 Sep

In Luke’s mind, “bwoken” food is the absolute worst. When food “bweaks” unnecessarily, the only acceptable solution is to scream hysterically and beg your mother to fix it.  If she can’t, you must forget you ever loved her in the first place because she is clearly useless and no food will ever be acceptable again.

Really, the genius at Honest Toddler said it best here.

This picture was taken during a “bwoken” episode.  Notice the discarded shrimp scampi pasta towards the front of his tray… yeah, that was a one bite wonder.  But since he tried it, he was allowed to have a replacement banana.  All was well with the world until the unruly banana snapped in half – at which point the “tastes icky” gremlins must have snuck onto his tray and poured poison over each half causing it to be completely inedible.

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2 Responses to “Bwoken”

  1. Meg September 27, 2012 at 9:13 pm #

    Hilarious. One of your funny posts yet.

  2. Meghan October 1, 2012 at 7:12 pm #

    I’ve seen that face at our house over broken food as well. One day we even tried to put a pb&j sandwich back together. It did not get rave reviews.

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